Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp!
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Julia Gillard is our Prime Minister and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way because of their spending spree and proposed Carbon Dioxide tax.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%… but since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty Gillard and Green’s bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
They voted for change…..I gave it to them.