My Mom Taught Me ~~~



 
MOM taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
 “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.
 I just finished cleaning!”
 
MOM taught me RELIGION:
 “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
 
MOM taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
 “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the
 middle of next week!”
 
MOM taught me LOGIC:
 “Because I said so, that’s why.”
 
MOM taught me FORESIGHT:
 “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an
 accident.”
 
MOM taught me IRONY:
 “Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
 
MOM taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
 “Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
 
MOM taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
 “Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”
 
MOM taught me about STAMINA:
 “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is finished.”
 
MOM taught me about WEATHER:
 “It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”
 
MOM taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
 “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you,
 would you listen then?”
 
MOM taught me about HYPOCRISY:
 “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times,
 Don’t exaggerate!!!”
 
MOM taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
 “Stop acting like your father!”
 
MOM taught me about ENVY:
 “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who
 don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”
 
And most of all ….. MOM taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
 “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

 

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2 Responses to My Mom Taught Me ~~~

  1. Merilyn says:

    That’s good, like it.

  2. J.Martin says:

    I loved it, I remember so many of these as I was growing up in the ’50’s and 60’s , as Bob Hope used to say, thanks for the memories.
    Joe, Ft.Worth,Tx

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