The Next Green Fear Mongering (joke)


Dihydrogen Monoxide – The Truth

Be warned Bob Brown and his cronies will be pushing this one soon if we are not careful. After all they do not seem to be very scientifically advanced – they don’t seem to know the difference between carbon dioxide and the chemical element CARBON!

The Truth about DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is  perhaps the single most prevalent of all chemicals that can be dangerous to human life. Despite this truth, most people are not unduly concerned about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide. Governments, civic leaders, corporations, military organizations, and citizens in every walk of life seem to either be ignorant of or shrug off the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide as not being applicable to them. This concerns us.

Spreading the Truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide

In 1997, the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division was formed and went online spreading the truth about DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE. As word has spread, so too has the public awareness of Dihydrogen Monoxide and its implications involving the Internet and accessibility of such information. To
that end, the DMRD’s web site at DHMO.org continues to provide the most
comprehensive collection of Dihydrogen Monoxide information available anywhere.

Common Dihydrogen Monoxide Scare Tactics

Unfortunately, some have seen fit to fill many thousands of web pages with purposely slanted propaganda meant more to titillate and sensationalize than to inform. The following “information” about Dihydrogen Monoxide is what you’ll commonly find on the Internet. The Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division does not endorse the use of such scare tactics, particularly when telling people about the invisible killer, Dihydrogen Monoxide.


“Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide” written by the Coalition to Ban DHMO ©
1988

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE – THE INVISIBLE KILLER!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year.

What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide?

Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Facts

Dihydrogen monoxide:

  • is also known as hydric acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
  • contributes to the Greenhouse Effect.
  • may cause severe burns.
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile
    brakes.
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Alerts

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,
lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the
contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. In the midwest alone DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage.

Dihydrogen Monoxide Uses

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

  • as an industrial solvent and coolant.
  • in nuclear power plants.
  • in the production of styrofoam.
  • as a fire retardant.
  • in many forms of cruel animal research.
  • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
    contaminated by this chemical.
  • as an additive in certain junk-foods and other food products.

Stop the horror – Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

THE HORROR MUST BE STOPPED!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or
use of this damaging chemical due to its importance to the economic health of
this nation.
In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

IT’S NOT TOO LATE!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous
chemical. What you don’t know CAN hurt you and others throughout the world.


Visit DHMO.org

Is it any wonder that people are skeptical after reading all of that slanted, anti-DHMO propaganda? It’s not that the above facts are not entirely true. We object to the tone and tactics, not to the message necessarily.

We invite you to visit DHMO.org to
find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide. Please take the time to visit now,
or in the near future. You’ll be glad you did.

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4 Responses to The Next Green Fear Mongering (joke)

  1. paul says:

    it really is amazing how many city councilors & politicians fell for this one , the wikipedia article has a list :

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

  2. nikkoh007 says:

    DHMO, There was something about this a while ago about baby bottles containing this i think,
    But i didn’t realise it’s such a problem with other products. I don’t know much about this but i will study about it, the one thing that concerns me though is the Fouride and chlorine in our drinking water and we haven’t been able to ban those two chemicals so like everything else they will just turn a blind eye on DHMO. Flouride would have to be one of the most poisonos chemicals i know and yet it’s in our drinking water and toothpaste and we are still told that it’s good for our teeth, so go figure.

  3. DHMO is H2O I think you must be confused with another substance.

  4. nikkoh007 says:

    Yeah, you are right the chemical i was refering to is BPA “Bisphenol A”, I don’t understand then Why DHMO is a poisonos chemical if it’s water and when i try to make sense of it, i keep reading that it was a Hoax.

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